Tom Cruise Makes My Day (Again)
Date: May 8, 2008
Long-time readers will know that I love the arrogant, prick train wreck that is Tom Cruise. This man has gone from being a decent actor to, well, things like this…
“You don’t know the history of psychiatry. I do.”
And…
“I look at those people and I say, ‘Bring it. I’m a Scientologist, man. What do you want to know?’ I don’t mind answering questions.” –Both courtesy of TomCruiseIsNuts.com
But no one can make Tom Cruise look any crazier than Tom Cruise himself, and Cruise has really outdone himself this time, with the opening of his official website. Go to it, stay for a moment and don’t pause the music or the video. You’re in for minutes of self-indulgent footage. I’m even sure Tom Cruise is fapping off to himself at any given moment.
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Comments ordered from oldest to newest.
Kav P
May 8, 2008 at 10:53 pm
His new web site has me jumping on the couch in excitement.
It’s overused, but to me it never gets old.
Lelia
May 9, 2008 at 12:00 am
Yes, yes! I LOVE THIS WEBSITE! I WANT TO BE WITH THIS WEBSITE FOREVER!
Kav P
May 9, 2008 at 12:25 am
You can always subscribe. ;)
Lelia
May 9, 2008 at 12:26 am
Sadly, Tom’s technologically impotent. There’s no RSS. :( And I don’t believe in registering for updates.
Kav P
May 9, 2008 at 1:22 am
His e-penis is sadly lacking alright. :(
Esther
May 10, 2008 at 6:19 am
Especially amazing in full-screen mode. Seriously.
