Archives for 2005 May
Michael Jackson’s selling cars!
Date: May 17, 2005
In my mind, while I hopped into my pants for the day, came the morbid thought, “God, that sounds like they’re trying to incorporate Michael Jackson into a car advertisment.” Well, sure enough…
See Your Crap in a Whole New Light
Date: May 13, 2005
Giant crap costume? $200.
Thousands of toilet paper business cards? $500.
Glasses of water you’ll have to consume so as to not dehydrate while in the shit? $15.
Taking this seriously? Priceless.
When I was a fetus, I created the Internet.
Date: May 6, 2005
The Webby Awards are giving Al Gore a lifetime achievement award for his decades of support and contribution to the internet.
Sit down, shut up, and eat your damn fruit.
Date: May 2, 2005
…huge companies are taking the place of adult roles in children’s lives, dictating the market (as usual), and still only going to give us less-than-worthy products for high prices.
